they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
AU: When Niall proposed to Harry at the America Music Awards, it came into light that there was some jealousy in the popstar community. Rihanna was not impressed by this public display of commitment and love. After he proposed, Rihanna followed Niall to his hotel and seduced him. A few weeks later Niall split from Harry and Rihanna revealed she was pregnant with Niall’s child. Ellen is delighted that he twin brother is having a baby with such a beautiful women. After Nihanna Horan is born, Harry dies of heartbreak because the one man he loved betrayed him. Mariah Carey visits his grave every Spring.
These two books contain the sum total of all human knowledge
are you ready to get
Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
can someone find that gif of that singer on stage and then it looks like they pooped out a canned chicken
got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
make you SQUIRTLE
*chillin wit my smart hoe*
me: bae whats the temperature of the sun?
her: 10 million degrees
me: ur so sexy when u know things
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus