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reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

kindofsharethat:

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

ahsiekal:

I fucked up

neptunain:

this is about justin bieber but id prefer to think of it as being about justin shih

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me