So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer."
THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE
my pussy: 💯
her pussy: make bread rise
When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
nakud woman (with boob)
I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
thank u tumbl for not being nsfw when my dad walked in thank u than k u
it’s a beautiful day to give me money
please watch this
a modern hero
why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?